We don’t know yet. We’re still looking for motivation. Let’s be honest, you weren’t going to get anything done anyway.
Studies show that 100% of people who attempt productivity on Mondays regret it immediately.
Some say Monday is a fresh start, a chance to set the tone for the week. Those people are either lying or have unlocked some dark magic the rest of us don’t understand. Let’s be real—Monday is just a test of survival.
Even the office plants are calling in sick today.
They’ve seen what Monday does to people, and they refuse to participate. Respect.
Monday: A Six-Letter Word for “Nope”
M – Must be a national holiday today, right?
O – Out of coffee, out of hope.
N – Nothing will be accomplished today.
D – Definitely not doing anything productive.
A – Already dreaming of Friday.
Y – Yelling “Monday, why do you exist?”
The only known cure for Monday is pretending it doesn’t exist
Call in sick, go back to bed, and try again on Tuesday.