Humans have spent years blaming aliens for crop circles, but the aliens just responded—through uncontrollable laughter. “Wow, yeah… totally our work,” one alien said, wiping away tears. “Honestly, you’re doing a better job than us.” Turns out, they’re not here to invade. They’re just here for the comedy show.
We Think You’re Doing a Better Job Than Us
Honestly, after seeing the fake crop circles you humans have pulled off, we’re kind of impressed. The precision, the patterns, the sheer amount of time spent making it look like aliens were involved? We’ve got to hand it to you—you made it better than we ever could. Maybe we should be asking you for advice on how to leave our mark on Earth. Maybe next time, we’ll just hire a few Earthlings to make some circles for us. We’ll take the credit, you get the fame. Win-win!
We’re Not Your Farmers
Listen, Earthlings, we’re not out here making your crops look like avant-garde art. We have better things to do, like avoiding intergalactic traffic tickets or trying to figure out why your Netflix recommendations are so weird. We’d love to be the cool aliens that leave crop circles as a form of intergalactic graffiti, but… it’s just not our thing. Trust us, if we were into agriculture, you’d see us cultivating galaxies, not wheat fields.
If We Wanted to Be Found, We’d Knock”
“You’d think we’d leave a neon ‘WELCOME, EARTHLINGS!’ sign in the sky if we actually wanted you to notice us. But nope, we’re just chilling up here, trying not to get caught in your airspace. Honestly, the idea of us accidentally getting your attention is kind of hilarious. Ever thought we might just be avoiding you?”
We Have Other Ways to Say ‘Hello’
You’re still waiting for crop circles to be your first interstellar greeting, huh? Yeah, good luck with that. Aliens have texts, emojis, and holograms to say “hello.” We can communicate faster than your internet speeds. So, yeah, a circle in a field? That’s an outdated, slow method. Let’s upgrade to telepathic memes.
Boss’s Take: “We’d rather DM you on Twitter than draw circles in your crops. Let’s get with the times.”
